Pro Tips from Highlander

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland) 03/24/2020 at 12:15 • Filed to: doing dumb shit

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If you see a piece a wood and you think you can karate chop it in half, make sure it is not 3/4" press board. My han d is very very bruised.

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/24/2020 at 12:21

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That just means you didn’t karate chop hard enough, try again

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/24/2020 at 12:22

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Also, make sure you don’t follow medical advice coming from the president.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 03/24/2020 at 12:22

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RIP my hand. I have broken a shit ton of boards in my past and I think it takes more to break pressboard than super well dried out pine. 

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/24/2020 at 12:24

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I have broken both hands twice... But not for that particular mistake. My mistakes involved more faces...

Snuze: Needs another Swede > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 03/24/2020 at 12:25

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Counter-point: Totally follow it, if you’re so inclined. Apparently chlorine isn’t just good for cleaning out the pool, it’s good for cleaning out the gene-pool. 

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 03/24/2020 at 12:31

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He’s going to declare the USA open for business next week. It’s going to be great!

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415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 03/24/2020 at 12:31

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I don’t think I’m out of line believing he is responsible for deaths due to his idiotic rants. Despite sane people knowing he is a moron there are other morons out there who actually listen to this potus when he gets up there and addresses the nation. They have to know that people will do what he says, and during this crisis he has said things that have harmed people. Lock him up!

lone_liberal > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/24/2020 at 12:33

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This is more valuable than the pro tips I’ve seen from Highlander before. That was to keep your sword sharp because there can only be one. Not very helpful in daily life. 

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/24/2020 at 12:34

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Wait, let’s all pause to acknowledge someone is so bored  being stuck at home they are punching boards.

The Ghost of Oppo > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/24/2020 at 12:36

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I remember i n high school shop class some genius thought his knee was stronger than 2 inches of hickory.  

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Snuze: Needs another Swede 03/24/2020 at 12:42

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Good morning, and well played.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 03/24/2020 at 12:43

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Trump Derangement Syndrome is not a respecter of ideology.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 03/24/2020 at 12:46

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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 03/24/2020 at 12:46

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Wait, that is Bruce Lee!

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > lone_liberal 03/24/2020 at 12:47

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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 03/24/2020 at 12:48

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Considering all the things I’ve punched in the past I’ve never broken my hand. I did however kick my Buick and stubbed my toe so bad I lost my big toe nail.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > The Ghost of Oppo 03/24/2020 at 12:49

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Ouch. 

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/24/2020 at 12:52

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Gah! Finger/toenail stuff if my kryptonite...

I would rather bleed profusely than look at/experience/think about nail stuff... 

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 03/24/2020 at 12:54

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I have lost my big toe nail on my right foot about 3 times, once kicking the buick and twice from slamming the end of my ski boot after a very bad jump landing.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/24/2020 at 12:59

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Yeah, my friend’s dad was his neurologist. 

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/24/2020 at 13:00

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Goggles Pizzano > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 03/24/2020 at 13:08

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It’s like brea king a beer bottle over your head. It only hurts if it doesn’t break.

Snuze: Needs another Swede > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 03/24/2020 at 14:05

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Thank you, and good morning (or afternoon as the case is here) to you too. 

facw > The Ghost of Oppo 03/24/2020 at 17:22

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You’re supposed to be more over your thigh:

Or if you are bored with that, and also Bo Jackson:

Urambo Tauro > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/24/2020 at 19:08

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So b oards DO hit back! Wh o knew?